Donald Trump's campaign staged what will certainly become instantly an iconic American photo. The shot across the bow that will win the election and become a brand went off today. Ivanka will crawl back on Daddy's lap. Jared is lurking behind the drapes. The other-brothers are mouth breathing and slithering around. An emergency Smugsy Show. The former future wannabe president has been shot! And it was so beautiful! Don't miss it.
Read MoreSmugsy finds common ground with Tucker Carlson in Middletown, Rhode Island, and in Maine, where life is the way it should be. Where they part ways? "It took a village to raise Tucker, and he deserves reparations," she says.
Read MoreThe war at Camp Betty over refugee housing has come to a detente and our favorite and very brave foot soldier is back in the studio bruised but not beat. "I've been around the block. And what I've seen isn't pretty but I have hope," she says. What's next for Smugsy Girl and the Smugsy Show? There's always room for at the Kirk Minihane Show, where Smugsy is the Judi Dench of parody accounts as the villain. Even more exciting, perhaps, is resurrection of the Barstool Cougars, the storied Barstool Sports fan club for women who like dogs. The timing could not be much better. Imagine the clout turbo charge for Miss Peaches, Dave Portnoy's new dog celebrity, with the backing of Barstool's oldest women's advocacy groups. "More dogs, less people is the lesson of war," she says. "Peace through dogs. It's the only way."
Read MoreEnjoy the show without having a heart attack. “To be moderate is to be free,” Smugsy says. “Nobody can cancel you without your consent, even Kirk Minihane.”
Read MoreAs one of The Kirk Minihane Show’s favorite longtime villain, Smugsy knows how Surviving Barstool ends, but the Republican primary? That’s a horse of a different color. The fourth and final debate was held this week on NewsNation - an obscure cable channel that punched well above its weight and speaking of weight guess who won?
Plus - the push for more communist crybabies in North Korea. Don’t miss it!.
Read MoreMinifans might not like this week's Smugsy Show. In fact they will hate it - but that's okay. Taking a play out of the Kirk Minihane playbook Smugsy enrages fans with the truth about why their hero is a loser in the big picture of conquering Barstool Sports. "They are unanimous in their hate for me—and I welcome their hatred," she says skating across that thin line....don't miss it.
Read MoreAmerica dodged a bullet. Several, actually, as the US House of Representatives under a Republican majority struggles mightily to choose its next leader. One guy who definitely is out is Jim Jordan and that is fantastic. Maybe the best thing Republicans ever did is to protect us from this scoundrel who reeks of the Trump shit show. We win. Find out why this week.
Read MoreLike Minfans everywhere Smugsy has buyer's remorse following the Kirk Minhane Show in Saco where the new producers were announced, but for her it’s personal.
"The winners should have been Jon from Scranton and Montante, and it’s my fault. I take full responsibility," she says.
Find out why this week. Don’t miss it.
Read MoreThere's a new sheriff in Camp Betty - a new studio, in fact. The Smugsy show has moved to the coast where the air is fresh, how we like it. Fresh stuff coming to you from a beautiful new studio where big thoughts get hatched thanks to stars. "The Smugsy Show has arrived. Stay tuned for the next season."
Read MoreThe Smugsy Show is on the move! But don't fret - scintillating analyses continues. This week it's who won the Writer's Cup, and the meat that chimps eat. "Talk about testosterone. The first round of the amateur Barstool golf scramble called the Writer's Cup was sports porn and Kirk Minihane's rage pure gravy! The clips are 100% screen candy that delights Stoolies and Minfans. Some of the best cock fighting I've seen," according to Smugsy.
Read MoreThank God and Yoda the dog for finally apprehending killer Danelo Calvalcante who escaped prison in Western Pennsylvania. Thanks to the bravery and skills of a police dog the murderer was dragged by his scalp out of the bushes . "Good dog," Smugsy says. Plus, can Jack Coleman last longer producing the Kirk Minihane Show than Aaron Rodgers did playing for the Jets this week? Drew Barrymore's show must go on! And we love you, Mitt. All this and more this week on the Smugsy Show. Don't miss it.
Read MoreFor so many reasons Tommy Q is Smugsy's man to fill the shoes of Dave Cullinane as producer for the Kirk Minihane Show. "He's the one who can take me to that place." Find out why this week - plus mental health pro-tips that will literally shock you and, "blood shed at Barstool - it's going to be bad." Content may make the world go round but Kontent Kim is out - and she's not the only one. Pink slips are dropping like flies on the chicks in the office.
Read MoreYou heard PENN Entertainment dumped Barstool Sports for ESPN - but you didn't hear it from the Token CEO Erika. Find out why this week.
Read MoreThis week Smugsy lays bare literally and figuratively why she is a Minifan. "Kirk is my mother," she discovers during a recent experience that challenges some of our most fundamental assumptions about what it means to be heard. Plus, Donald Trump was indicted. Again! What that means for us in November is the opposite of smooth sailing. But we will survive! Together. On the Smugsy Show. Don't miss it!
Read MoreHunter Biden lacks the art of the deal and Tucker Carlson is all wrong about Ukraine. But that's not why I won't be at the Kirk Minihane Show in Plymouth, Massachusetts. Don't miss this week's show!
Read MoreA camping trip with a six-foot snake slithering along the road was the easy part. Getting tackled by a 8-month old 85 lb. dog takes Smugsy to a new place. And how about that US Soldier who dressed up as a tourist so he could jump in to North Korea? "Not one red cent should be spent rescuing Travis King," Smugsy say. "Tell That Fatty Dictator in North Korea to send him to Russia."
Read MoreImagine if the patriots who fought for our independence cancelled crossing the Delaware because of rain? Cancel culture is for weaklings and other fun stuff this week. Don‘t miss it.
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